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Light, relaxed, and unapologetically sassy — this heavyweight short sleeve brings a coffee-fueled attitude to everyday wear. The bold front artwork reads “My Patience Has A Low Battery” with a playful illustration of a woman holding a drink, sneakers at her feet, and a nearly empty battery icon. It sits on an oversized, slightly drop-shoulder silhouette that feels roomy but structured, with a reinforced neck and double-needle hems that keep shape wash after wash. Choose classic white or heather/charcoal blends for a lived-in look that layers easily under jackets or pairs with joggers for a casual street-ready outfit. This shirt slips into mornings when sleep was short and caffeine is necessary — a quiet declaration for anyone who moves through the day with honest humor and a little edge.
Product features
- 100% USA cotton heavyweight knit (7.5 oz / 245–255 GSM) for durability and smooth print surface
- Available sizes S–7XL; oversized/relaxed fit with slight drop shoulder
- Reinforced construction: shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape, double-needle stitched neck, sleeves, and hem
- 1" stretch-proof collar and quarter-turned body to eliminate center crease
- Heather and charcoal blends include polyester for softness and color depth (Heather Grey 90/10, Charcoal 50/50)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
My Patience Has a Low Battery T-Shirt
$29.12
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$29.12
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Product features
- 100% USA cotton heavyweight knit (7.5 oz / 245–255 GSM) for durability and smooth print surface
- Available sizes S–7XL; oversized/relaxed fit with slight drop shoulder
- Reinforced construction: shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape, double-needle stitched neck, sleeves, and hem
- 1" stretch-proof collar and quarter-turned body to eliminate center crease
- Heather and charcoal blends include polyester for softness and color depth (Heather Grey 90/10, Charcoal 50/50)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: no heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean